What will happen if Pakistan attacks India with nuclear
weapons?
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Answer Provided By: Aayush
Jain, Mechanical Engineer, ALFA LAVAL
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These two crazy countries... I tell you.
During the Cold War, if USA launched a nuke-loaded missile,
Soviet satellites would inforvm the Soviet army in 3 seconds and in less than 5 seconds Soviet counter-missiles
would be on their way. This was their scenario.... ......... ....
But if there is a nuclear war between India and Pakistan....
The Pakistan army decides to launch a nuke-missile towards
India. They don't need any permission from their government, and
promptly order the countdowns.
Indian technology is highly advanced. In less than 8 seconds, Indian army detects the Pak
Countdown and decides to launch a missile in retribution.
But they need permission from the Government of India.
They submit their request to the Indian President. The
President forwards it to the Cabinet.
The Prime Minister calls an emergency Lok Sabha session. The
LS meets, but due to several walkouts and severe protests by the opposition, it
gets adjourned and adjourned indefinitely.
The President asks for a quick decision.
In the mean time, the Pak missile failed to take off due to
technical failure. Their attempts for a relaunch are still on.
Just then the Indian ruling party is reduced to a minority
because a party that was giving outside support withdraws it.
The President asks the PM to prove his majority within a
week. As the ruling party fails to win the confidence vote, a
caretaker government is installed.
The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to
launch a nuclear missile.
But the Election Commission says that a caretaker government
can not take such a decision because elections are at hand.
A Public Interest Litigation is filed in the Supreme Court
alleging misuse of power by the Election Commission.
The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM, and says
the acting PM is authorized to take this decision in view of the emergency
facing the nation.
Just then one of the Pak missiles successfully took off, but
it fell 367 miles away from the target on its own government building
at 11.00 AM. Fortunately, there were no casualties as no employee had
reached the office that early. In any case, the nuclear core of the missile had detached
somewhere in flight. The Pakistan army is now trying to get better technologies
from China and USA.
The Indian Government, taking no chances, decides to launch
a nuclear missile of its own, after convening an all-party meeting. This time all the parties agree.
Its three months since the army had sought permission. But
as preparations begin, "pro-humanity", "anti-nuclear"
activists come out against the Government's decision. Human chains are formed and Rasta Rokos organised.
In California and Washington endless e-mails are sent to Indians condemning
the government and mentioning "Please forward it to as
many Indians as possible".
On the Pakistan side, the missiles kept malfunctioning. Some
missiles deviate
from target due to technical failures or high-speed wind blowing over Rajasthan. Many of them land in the Indian Ocean killing some fishes.
A missile (smuggled from USA) is pressed into service. Since the Pakistan army is unable to understand its
software, it hits its original destination: Russia.
Russia successfully intercepts the missile and in
retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad. The missile hits the target and creates havoc.
Pakistan cries for help. India expresses deep regrets for
what has happened and
sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G biscuits.
Thus India never gets to launch the missile.
Pakistan never gets it right.
And......
We live happily happily ever after.
Read it somewhere. Fits perfectly.
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