After SC verdict on Section 377, wheat trader arrested for shouting "gay-hoon le lo"

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Link: http://www.theunrealtimes.com/2013/12/14/after-sc-verdict-on-section-377-wheat-trader-arrested-for-shouting-gay-hoon-le-lo/

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After the Supreme Court decision to uphold Section 377 that criminalizes homosexuality, the first casualty  of the Victorian era law was a wheat trader in Delhi who was shouting ‘gay hoon, le lo!!  gay hoon, le lo!!’ which translates to ‘Pick my wheat’ but was misconstrued by law enforcement authorities to be ‘I am homosexual, pick me up’.

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Sub-Inspector Rishwat Prasad Yadav who was on duty that time told The Unreal Times, ‘This guy was shouting loudly on the GB road and everyone knows it is a red light area. What am I to understand? Our investigations reveal that all his other antics before his arrest also suggested that he is a gay. He was seen asking people to vote for Andy in Bigg Boss, and was heard discussing with friends the commercial prospects of Dostana-2 if Ranbir Kapoor and Ranbir Singh were to star in the movie. We also have strong evidence to suggest that he loathed Sulbha Arya (who played Kantaa Ben in Kal Ho Na Ho) and is a big fan of Karan Johar. In the wake of no new law, it was nothing short of justice to have him arrested.

The LGBT community has come out in support of the wheat trader, and has been trying for his bail, but the court has ruled that he is no Laloo Prasad Yadav to get a bail on the grounds of parity. In other news, the Straight People Association (SPA) has filed a petition in the court to bring back Mangalyaan, as it is against the natural course of order, a move that has been lauded by religious leaders. ‘Manglik hone pe peepal ke ped se vivaah karna anivarya hota hai, kya Mangalyaan ki uchit pooja archana hui hai? [A manglik, as per the scriptures, must be married to a Peepal tree. Was Mangalyaan also subjected to the requisite procedure?]‘ asked Pandit Roodhivadi.

He also criticized Planet Romeo, a social networking site for the gay community. ‘Rahu, Ketu, Mangal, Shani ye sab grahan sune hai, ye Romeo grahan kya hai? [Heard of Rahu, Ketu, Mangal and Shani. What is this Romeo grahan?] This is totally against the Hindu Sanskriti and should be banned,’ he exclaimed. Supporting it, Father St. Orthodoks of the Church issued a statement, ‘I hope we soon come back to the original idea of the Church that earth was indeed the centre of Universe.’